rrD-8 rrD r5<D-8 rrpDr.pD _rD + r rD+ r+`Drr3ZDr+`~ T D`V $ Y Dr $dZ *KO 0L2Z1r+7/2~/ 1J=r/4R7 ,1 0*9`k$,.,/=r2 `oc&,3 8OcQ*A` $ $dZ`b $@T~> d 01D`1$.$@]~4l  ~ o19 "For the tenth time, dull Daphnis," said Chloe, "You have told me my bosom is snowy; You have made much fine verse on Each part of my perr0 ~son, Now do something -- there's a good boy!" >3j{xX 8 o?~ 20 A maiden who wrote of big cities Some songs full of love, fun and pities, Sold her stuff at the shop Of a musical wop Who played with h]X er soft little titties. 8Vca x i )21 There once was a gouty old colonel Who grew glum when the weather grew vernal, And he cried in his tiffin For his prick wouldn't stiffen,_P^i G And the size of the thing was infernal. 5xY ) G~ (22 A lady while dining at Crewe Found an elephant's whang in her stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout, And don't wave it about, Or the othe͇P 7rs will all want one too." %9  (~ :23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee. A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were Fsx Ime. O$9xZ X :d 24 I never had Miss Defauw, But it wouldn't have been quite so raw If she'd only said "No" When I wanted her so; But she didn't -- she lau' ghed and said "Naw!"  P~ [25 A beautiful bell of Del Norte Is reckoned disdainful and haughrty Because during the day She says: "Boys, keep away!" But she fucks in T/ ?P jthe gloaming like forty. }6HJ*x[ [#~ m26 A young man by a girl was desired To give her the thrills she required, But he died of old age Ere his cock could assuage The volcanic IMX |desire it inspired. b'^k X mI 27 There was a young lady of Dover Whose passion was such that it drove her To cry, when you came, "Oh dear! What a shame! Well, now we s`- hall have to start over." eb5x\ x7 !28 There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You wou:w ?ld pay some attention to these!" p2] ! 0J~ #29 There was a young lady of Ealing And her lover before her was kneeling. Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off my quim; I much preK9 P 2fer fucking to feeling." SAx] #~ 530 A lonely young lad of Eaton Used always to sleep with the heat on, Till he ran into a lass Who showed him her ass -- Now they sleep wit#zG` Dh only a sheet on. { P 5~ F31 There was a young lady of Exeter, So pretty, that men craned their necks at her. One was even so brave As to take out and wave The dist ]0u@ Uinguishing mark of his sex at her. ;zUx^ P F~ Y32 There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion. To her lover she said, As they climbed into bed, "Here's one t}\H hhing the bastards can't ration!" W6z @ Y- 33 There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Ickes; he wrote her: "In addition to gas We are rationing ass, And you've greatly exQE/1 ceeded your quota."  S+x_ H*~ }34 There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled U*i{h her with gin. `n; ( }y 35 A reckless young lady of France Had no qualms about taking a chance, But she thought it was crude To get screwed in the nude, So she al= 9ways went home with damp pants. )5x`  (N~ 36 A nervous young fellow named Fred Took a charming young widow to bed. When he'd diddled a while She remarked with a smile, "You've got XP/it all in but the head." >e, ~237 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucki~Ang his wife. Well, one year the poor woman struck, And she wept, and she cursed at her luck, And said, "Where have you gotten us With yo?~Pur goddamn monotonous Fuck after fuck after fuck? "I once knew a harlot named Lou -- And a versatile girl she was, too. After ten years of>[_ whoredom She perished of boredom When she married a jackass like you!" XZ Lha!2!2!2exkh~g40 There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her. She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think FWBwpPvof the anguish it cost her. /+ gY~y41 There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse, AqI0nd the knees of the man who had crossed her. 4{xc y~42 There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he? If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood The qur݇Hestion's not woody but could he? %. @?43 In my sweet little Alice Blue gown Was the first time I ever laid down, I was both proud and shy As he opened his fly And the moment I ]saw it I thought I would die. Oh it hung almost down to the ground, As it went in I made not a sound, The more that he shoved it The morn {e that I loved it, As he came on my Alice Blue gown. DD>ipd??145 In my sweet little night gown of blue, On the first night that I slept with you, I was both shy and scared As the bed was prepared, And6AKSs you played peekaboo with my ribbons of blue. As we both watched the break of day, And in peaceful submission I lay, You said you adored itt< But dammit, you tore it, My sweet little night gown of blue. Wy]pe 247 Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze and slouch. You can't take your women Canoein' or swimmin', But a lot can be di-one on a couch. $jxI_xf (548 It always delights me at Hank's To walk up the old river banks. One time in the grass I stepped on an ass, And heard a young girl murmu.9r, "Thanks." %Vd G~ 49 There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina 's the largest in China Just because of your me<+20N`an little dong." ˑuxg @ ~50 There once was a sad Maitre d'hotel Who said, "They can all go to hell! What they do to my wife -- Why it ruins my life; And the worst o2"+&P*is they all do it well." 8* ~-51 There was a young man named Hughes Who swore off all kinds of booze. He said, "When I'm muddled My senses get fuddled, And I pass up toH ч`52 There were three ladies of Huxham, And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em, And when that game grows stale We sits on a rail, And pulls j70SS@Mout our pricks and they sucks 'em. ;wic P>~Q53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge. Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt eKtGX`has a chocolate fringe. fM6cxi xQG54 An octagenerian Jew To his wife remained steadfastly true. This was not from compunction, But due to dysfunction Of his spermatic glandL~Hs -- nuts to you. 4c2} 8655 "Snyder's got a stiff ticket," said Kay, "Come on, take it out, and let's play." He pulled it on out, But she started to pout, His tickKvFet was only a quarter-inch stout. X4Ňxj 8H~56 A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room, And they argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with whicѡA`h, and to whom. ]E 8~57 There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in the hay, Then, calling the ploughman, She said, "Do it now, man! Don't wait t|H&ill your hair has turned gray." ] y5xk 8S58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T. }8S`~859 A worn-out young husband named Lehr Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer: "Slip on a sheath, quick, Then slip your big dick Between th"PGese lips covered with hair." .fY^xl 8!~J60 There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea. She said, "Stop the plumbing, There's somebody coming!" Said the@Y plumber, still plumbing, "It's me." N6:~i `JG~]61 Il y avait un plombier, Francois, Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois. Dit-elle, "Arretez! J'entends quelqu'un venait." Dit le plombierc!:Pl, en plombant, "C'est moi." E7l=Txm ]o~o62 Es gibt ein Arbeiter von Tinz, Er schlaft mit ein Madel von Linz. Sie sagt, "Halt sein' plummen, Ich hore Mann kommen." "Jacht, jacht,"NpBDH~ sagt der Plummer, "Ich binz."  0o63 Prope mare erat tubulator Qui virginem ingrediebatur. Dessine ingressus Audivi progressus: Est mihi inquit tubulator. n#0&xn ^~64 Have you heard of knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzum Who married Samantha, his bow-legged cousin? Some people say, Love finds a way, But for SPam and Samantha it doesn'. N ~!65 In bed Dr. Oscar McPugh Spoke of Spengler -- and ate crackers too. His wife said, "Oh, stuff That philosophy guff Up your ass, dear, an?,k-X0d throw me a screw!" 9J:$xo `!e66 There was a young lady named Maud A terrible society fraud: In company, I'm told She was awfully cold. But if you got her alone, Oh God#,! #=#de 8~B67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to th\c:D`Qe park every day. ɷWxp HBE~S68 There once was a Swede in Minneapolis, Discovered his sex life was hapless: The more he would screw The more he'd want to, And he feare*[Hbd he would soon be quite sapless. kEK HSi69 There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was a folly. Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it j[9ust to be jolly." p axq 8H70 Of his face she thought not very much, But then, at the very first touch, Her attitude shifted -- He was terribly gifted At frigging ane*d d fucking and such. TK7S HZ~71 The King plugged the Queen's ass with mustard To make her fuck hot, but got flustered, And cried, "Oh, my dear, I am coming, I fear, BuA5>70t the mustard will make you come `plus tard'." gxr 0~72 There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant. When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck. I would iaF:X+f I could but I can't." 3 x[73 There was a young man of Natal Who was fucking a Hottentot gal. Said she, "You're a sluggard!" Said he, "You be buggered! I like to fucl[yk slow and I shall." $ֿ%xs[ P~?74 There was a young man of Natal And Sue was the name of his gal. One day, north of Aden, He got his hard rod in, And came clear up Suez m!8pNCanal. # p?pM~O75 There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself a Lothario. At a wench's glance He'd snatch off his pants And make for her Mons Ves]pphp^nerio. vxt pOpo~_76 There was a young man of Ostend Who let a girl play with his end. She took hold of Rover, And felt it all over, And it did what she didXnthnn't intend. 3 _77 There was a young man of Ostend Whose wife caught him fucking her friend. "It's no use, my duck, Interrupting our fuck, For I'm damned Vdif I draw till I spend." :wMDhxu pZ78 There was a young fellow from Parma Who was solemnly screwing his charmer. Said the damsel, demure, "You'll excuse me, I'm sure, But I U[1!must say you fuck like a farmer." j  8m~79 A newly-wed man of Peru Found himself in a terrible stew: His wife was in bed Much deader than dead, And so he had no one to screw. hmzcxv H~#80 There was a young girl of Pitlochry Who was had by a man in a rockery. Sh said, "Oh! You've come All over my bum; This isn't a fuck -- $[wv`2it's a mockery."  @#!~481 There was a young lady from Prentice Who had an affair with a dentist. To make things easier He used anesthesia, And diddled her, `non WG`Ccompos mentis'. Wxw 84E~E82 There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very reK~Tmarkable trick. His wife had a nice little cunt: It was hairy, and soft, and in front, And with this she would fuck him, Though sometimeTc cs she'd suck him -- A charming, if commonplace, stunt. ^B'`0E0EBPB.~i84 There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right>0.yHx church, but in the wrong pew. ?i5{< 0i85 A young lady sat on a quay, Just as propper as propper could be. A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked himvC f/ and went home to tea. 9nq#xy `n~86 I once was annoyed by a queer Who made his intentions quite clear. Said I, "I'm no prude, So don't think me rude, But I'm already stewep;Pd, screwed, and tattooed." v ~87 A young wife in the outskirts of Reims Preferred frigging to going to mass. Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young cock, For I c