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We're here to see Martin Croft."""," ","""Hi, I'm Martin. Come in."""," ","""We've brought a preview copy of 'Return"," Of The Joystick' for your approval."""," ","""Okay, right, fine. We'll have to go on"," through to Graham's office: he's got"," the Spectrum.""","*" kžä"ADVERT 1","IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT THE DRAGONSTAR","TRILOGY, QUEST FOR THE HOLY JOYSTICK,","QUEST FOR THE BBC JOYSTICK, RETURN OF","THE JOYSTICK AND GALAXIAS THEN KEEP","WATCHING . . .","*" l'ä"ADVERT 2","48K SPECTRUM","THE DRAGONSTAR TRILOGY","QUEST FOR THE HOLY JOYSTICK","RETURN OF THE JOYSTICK","GALAXIAS","All @ `4.95 Cassette","`6.95 Mdv Cartridge (except Dragonstar)"," ","BBC Model 'B' 1.2 OS","QUEST FOR THE BBC JOYSTICK","`4.95 Cassette","`7.95 Disk"," ","Send money now!","*" myä"Madonna","ALL OF US HERE AT D4S WOULD LIKE YOU TO","WIN THE COMPETITION.","ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH ANYONE SPECIAL?","*" n„ä"MAGAZINES REVIEWED","IN THE NEXT FEW PAGES WE'LL BE LOOKING AT","SOME OF THE POPULAR COMPUTER MAGS OF THE","MOMENT. EACH WILL RECEIVE RATINGS UNDER","THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES:-","HOW BORING? INDICATED BY ""Z"" RATING.","VALUE FOR MONEY? SHOWN BY ""`"" RATING.","READABILITY? SHOWN BY ""!"" RATING."," ","EACH MAGAZINE IS REVIEWED ON A SEPARATE","PAGE."," "," ","MORE FOLLOWS . . .","*" oĘä"CRASH","MONTHLY","A GOOD MAGAZINE, THERE IS SIMPLY PAGE","AFTER PAGE OF REVIEWS AND GOOD REVIEWS TOO!","EACH REVIEW IS WRITTEN BY SEVERAL PEOPLE","ACCOMPANIED BY A SCREEN-SHOT AND GIVEN A","SET OF RATINGS. ADD TO THIS AN ADVENTURE","SECTION, PLAYING TIPS PAGE, LETTER PAGE","AND READERS CHARTS AND YOU HAVE A SUPERB","PUBLICATION. OH YES, AND THE ARTWORK'S","SIMPLY BRILLIANT!"," ","BORING: ZZ","VALUE: ```````","READABILITY: !!!!!!!"," ","MORE . . .","*" p˜ä"PCW","WEEKLY","POPULAR COMPUTING WEEKLY IS A GOOD MAG","FOR UP TO DATE NEWS. BEING WEEKLY, IT IS","MORE ""IN WITH WHAT'S HAPPENING"".","COVERING A WIDE RANGE OF MACHINES, PCW","HAS EVERYTHING FROM LISTINGS TO LETTERS.","IT HAS SPECIALIST ADVENTURE, ARCADE,","MUSIC, BOOK, NETWORK AND MODEM COLUMNS.","GOOD FOR NEWS AND EVENTS."," ","BORING: ZZZ","VALUE: ```````","READABILITY: !!!!!!"," ","MORE . . .","*" q¤ä"16 / 48","MONTHLY","ONE OF THE CASSETTE MAGAZINES AND IN","OUR OPINION, THE BEST.","IT FEATURES ADVENTURE HELP, GAMES, SOME","REALLY GOOD MCODE ROUTINES AND THE BEST","KIND OF REVIEWS: ON-SCREEN EXTRACTS FROM","THE ACTUAL GAME.","OF COURSE, THE BIGGEST PLUS POINT IS","BEING ABLE TO SAVE THOSE ROUTINES RATHER","THAN HAVE TO TYPE 'EM IN."," ","BORING: ZZZ","VALUE: `````","READABILITY: !!!!!!!!!"," ","MORE . . .","*" rĪä"Morag Pearson","has asked for a mention.","She is a very nice person who suffers with","me in English, Geography and Biology","(especially Biology)."," "," ","There you go, Morag. Was that all right?","*" sŪä"Stephanie Stranger","has not asked for a mention but I'm","giving her one anyway.","She is one of the nicest girls that it","has been my good fortune to know."," ","""Hello Steph,""","""Good luck with your sheep!""","*" tĻä"More Mentions","""Hello"", as promised, to all the","following people:"," ","Emma Whetham, Kay Willis, Stephanie","Stranger, Judith Child, Fiona Lake,","Jackie Burgess, Helen Larcombe, Helen","Arnold, Catherine ""Erotikiss"" Hilton,","Charlotte Whitmore, Alison Feast,","Morag Pearson, Gwyneth Apsimon, Jill","Fletcher, Emma Collins, Norma Harfield,","Simon Brattel, Mandy Johns, Gregg","McGovern and Colin Bucket.","*" uEä"DELETED","This page has had to be deleted","on legal grounds.","*" v ä"THE SHRINK (1)","""Velcome. Lie down on za couch please.""","""Thank you doctor.""","""Now zen, vot seemz to be za trouble?""","""What? You're supposed to tell me that!""","""Kvite so.""","""But I have been feeling very sad and"," depressed recently.""","""Oh ja? Vell, tell me, how ees za"," girlfriend?"""," ","Click..... BANG!"," "," ","""Votch vere you point zet sing! You"," could hef shot yourself!""","*" woä"PASSWORD CLUES II","Last song on side A."," ","Song 5."," ","First 2 lines."," ","Requires punctuation.","*" xSä"DELTA 4 SOFTWARE","THE FACTS AT LAST."," ","DELTA 4 IS A SMALL SOFTWARE HOUSE WHO","SPECIALIZE IN ADVENTURE GAMES.","THERE ARE AT THE TIME OF WRITING, 4","PEOPLE INVOLVED: FERGUS MCNEILL, IAN","WILLIS AND JASON SOMERVILLE (THE","PROGRAMMERS) AND JON WALKER (WHO COMES","UP WITH THE GREAT ARTWORK).","A PROFILE OF EACH FOLLOWS . . .","*" yøä"IAN WILLIS","RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BBC SIDE OF DELTA 4,","IAN IS THE AUTHOR OF SUCH CLASSICS AS","""QUEST FOR THE BBC JOYSTICK"".","HE IS TALL, THIN AND VERY SARCASTIC.","REVIEWED IN PCW AS BEING,"," ","""a loony! But of the nicest kind....""","*" z ä"JONATHAN WALKER","CREATING OUR ARTWORK, JONATHAN PLAYS","A VITAL ROLE IN D4S, ONCE SAVING US","FROM EMBARRASSMENT BY COMING UP WITH","A PICTURE IN JUST 24 HOURS!","RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF THE BOOKLET'S","ILLUSTRATIONS, HE IS A GOOD PERSON","TO HAVE ON BOARD.","*" {ä"JASON SOMERVILLE","JASON IS ALSO LINKED WITH THE BBC SIDE","OF DELTA 4 BUT HAS WORKED ON ""QUEST","FOR THE HOLY JOYSTICK"" AND ""RETURN","OF THE JOYSTICK"".","HE HAS ALSO WRITTEN A FASTER VERSION","OF JET SET WILLY AND IS DEBUGGING","HIS 72 COLOUR VERSION OF KNIGHT LORE.","*" |Pä"FERGUS McNEILL","SPENDS THE COMPANY'S PROFITS."," ","(also writes games)","*" }•ä"SIMON BAMFORTH","DID NOT HELP WITH ""RETURN OF THE JOYSTICK"".","HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DELTA 4.","IN FACT, WE'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM!","*" ~‰ä"BORED OF THE RINGS"," "," MADE ON LOCATION IN SWANMORE."," ","COPYRIGHT  1985 DELTA 4 SOFTWARE"," "," ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.","*" Vä"CONFESSIONS OF A","PROGRAMMER!","""I love you.""","""God, don't drivel so much!""","""Sorry, I forgot it offends you.""","""Bas... Lying Git!"""," ","""AAAAHHH! Don't do that!""","""Hah! Got you now!""","""Well, see how you like this!""","""AAAAHHH! Bast... Fascist!""","""Pacafist!""","""Oh yeah?"""," ","THUMP!"," ","""OOOOHHHHHH!""","*" €Ŧä"STILL RESIDENT","HACK THE PROGRAM FOR PAGE 128.","*","USEFUL PHONE NO.S","01-821-7672 (7pm-10pm)","01-837-7324 (24hrs)","04893-2256 (9am-5pm)","04893-5800 (3pm-7pm)","*" —ä"Top 10 Albums","01 AGE OF CONSENT : Bronski Beat","02 1984 : Eurythmics","03 WELCOME TO THE PLEASURE DOME : Frankie","04 THE 12"" ALBUM : Howard Jones","05 LIKE A VIRGIN : Madonna","06 INTO THE GAP : Thompson Twins","07 THE TOUCH : Eurythmics","08 QUICK STEP & SIDE KICK : Thompson Twins","09 HUMAN'S LIB : Howard Jones","10 CONCERTS IN CHINA : Jean Michel Jarre"," "," ","Compiled by Fergus McNeill","*" ‚Éä"NEWS HEADLINES","131 WATSON PROVED GAY"," ","132 PRINCE SMUGGLED OUT OF BRITAIN IN"," BODYGUARD'S ARMPIT"," ","133 FERGUS McNEILL DEAD"," ","134 DELTA 4 SUED"," "," ","LATE NEWS ON PAGE 135.","*" ƒ;ä"Watson is gay","IT HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT SHERLOCK'S","COMPANION WATSON, IS IN FACT HIS LOVER."," ","CUNNINGLY DISGUISED AS THE GREAT","DETECTIVE, IAN WILLIS WENT TO BAKER","STREET AFTER DARK WHERE WATSON TRIED TO","CLIMB ON HIM IN HIS ARMCHAIR."," ","INSPECTOR LESTRADE WAS NOT AVAILABLE","FOR COMMENT.","*" „&ä" "," Not really!","*" …ä" ","Dear Judith,"," ","Sorry to disappoint you like this but","I'm not really dead."," "," "," Love,"," Fergus","*" †Uä"DELTA 4 SUED","DELTA 4 SOFTWARE, PUBLISHERS OF THE","SUCCESSFUL GAME, ""RETURN OF THE","JOYSTICK"" HAVE BEEN THREATENED WITH","LEGAL ACTION OVER THEIR CONTROVERSIAL","REFERENCES TO ""NILRAC"", THE MYTHICAL","BEAST WHICH TERRORISES THE WINCHESTER","AREA. SOME SAY THAT IF YOU REVERSE THE","LETTERS . . ."," ","MR CARLIN IS NOT AMUSED!","*" ‡čä"LATE NEWS","CHARGES DROPPED"," ","ALL LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AGAINST DELTA 4","HAVE CEASED AFTER NILRAC ATE THE JUDGE!"," ","AN INCIDENT ROOM HAS BEEN SET UP. IF","YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION, THEN CALL","THIS NUMBER: 041-556-2611.","*" ˆ­ä"THE GUIDE P136","NILRAC"," ","WINGED, MYTHICAL BEAST CREATED THROUGH","AN ANCIENT UNION OF A PENGUIN AND A","DRAGON. THE NILRAC IS NOW THOUGHT TO BE","EXTINCT HOWEVER RUMOUR HAS IT THAT ONE","STILL EXISTS IN THE WINCHESTER AREA.","NILRACS ARE SAID TO HAVE BEEN FAT, BLOATED","BEASTS THAT BREATHED FIRE AND THOUGHT","NOTHING OF CONSUMING ENTIRE SCHOOLS. THE","FACT THAT MANY WERE TOO FAT TO FLY","WAS THEIR ONLY WEAKNESS.","*" ‰Ŗä"DOUBLE-PLUS-UNGOOD","PIRACY"," ","THIS IS AN APPEAL TO ALL YOU COMMERCIAL","PIRATES AND HOME TAPE-TO TAPERS. PLEASE","STOP BEING SUCH A PAIN. YOU ARE KILLING","THE INDUSTRY! ALL RIGHT, SO SOME OF THE","MAJOR SOFTWARE HOUSES CHARGE AN AWFUL","LOT FOR THEIR GAMES. IT'S WRONG AND WE","AREN'T DEFENDING IT. BUT PIRACY IS WRONG","TOO AND YOU ARE ARE PUSHING UP THE COST","OF GAMES THROUGH IT."," ","HAVE SOME SENSE!","*" Šžä"THE SHRINK (2)","""Ahhh. So you are heffing za problems"," vis za girl?""","""Ex-girl. She chucked me on January the"," 9th. Don't know why!""","""Hmmmm. Most interestink....""","""Trouble is, I still like her. All my"," friends say I must be mad but I just"," can't help it!""","""Tell me, did you ever....?""","""I should be so lucky!""","""Mmm. You are in sed shape, mine friend."," I suggest you busy yourself. Hef you"," any hobbies?","*" ‹ä"SOFTWARE HOUSES","THAT WE REALLY HATE!"," ","01 AUTOMATA UK","02 AUTOMATA UK","03 AUTOMATA UK","04 FIREBIRD","05 AUTOMATA UK","06 AUTOMATA UK","07 GREMLIN GRAPHICS","08 AUTOMATA UK","09 DOMARK (Eureka)","10 AUTOMATA UK"," "," ","Compiled by Ian ""Dragin Basher"" Willis.","*" Œîä"TDK CASSETTES","ARE A VERY GOOD QUALITY MAKE OF TAPE."," ","You may have noticed that we are one","of the few software houses who think","that their customers are worth the cost","of decent tapes.","On the other hand, you may not.","*" qä"APOLOGY","to Roland Rat (Poland Prat) for killing","him off so much in ""Quest For The","Holy Joystick"".","*" Žä"MESSAGES","Ever found a message in the depths","of somebody else's program?"," ","Guess who wrote these:"," ","""GOD I NEED A GIRL LEST I GO MAD""","(Clue: he also wrote Dark Star)"," ","""Fiona you are too precious for mere"," words but maybe I love you will do."," Sometimes . . ."" and so on....","(Clue: Psytron demo's author)"," "," ","And what of BORED OF THE RINGS...?","*" Ĩä"GOOD PLACES TO EAT","THE DELTA 4 GUIDE TO SUPERB PLACES TO EAT."," ","WENDY'S HAMBURGERS","(Cambridge Circus, London)","What can we say? Eating at Wendy's is","an experience which is beyond mere words","of praise. Just go there!"," ","WIMPY","(Bargate, Southampton)","Possibly the best fast food around (I","don't think of Wendy's as fast) this","is a very pleasant establishment.","Pity about the coffee, though.","*" jä"YOU CAN SEE","WHAT ""SCEPTICAL IS LIKE."," ","NOW, YOU TOO CAN HAVE A MENTION IN","ITS PAGES . . .","*" ‘ä"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO","IS WRITE YOUR NAME, ADDRESS (WE'LL","NOT PRINT IT IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO),","TELEPHONE NUMBER, A PHOTO IF POSSIBLE","AND YOUR MESSAGE.","IF YOU'RE UNLUCKY, THESE WILL APPEAR","IN ""SCEPTICAL II""."," ","WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!","*" ’Oä" ","""What are we doing in this one?"""," ","""Nothing."""," ","""Oh.""","*" “įä" ","""Why not put in that bit about"," Automata UK?"""," ","""Look, you can't just slag people off like"," that without reason!"""," ","""But I hate them!"""," ","""Why?"""," ","""'WHY?'"""," ","""There's an echo in here.""","*" ”ëä" ","""Look. Down here under 'Libel'."""," ","""Aaahh! But what about this bit. We're"," only in trouble if it isn't true!"""," ","""Yes, but can you prove that Automata are"," a 'bunch of . . . .'"," What does that word mean?""","*" •_ä"THE SHRINK (3)","""Hobbies? Well, only one. I write games,"," computer games.""","""Vell, vie don't you try doing zet for"," a vile, ask out another girl, keep"," yourself busy.""","""I suppose so. I've got one game in the"," development stage. It's called ""Bored"," Of The Rings"".""","""Vunderfull! Vell, good day.""","""See you tomorrow!""","*" –úä"Judith","THIS PAGE HAS HAD TO BE DELETED FOR","SEVERAL REASONS:"," ","1. IT MAY HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE"," ","2. IT JEOPARDIZED ANY FUTURE GIRLS"," WHO MAY HAVE ENTERED MY LIFE"," ","3. IT MIGHT HAVE MADE LIFE UNPLEASANT"," FOR HER","*" —*ä" ","PAGE 150 IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE.","*" ˜ãä"COMING SOON!","from DELTA 4"," ",""" The Boggit """," ",""" Sherwood Forest "" (microdrive based)"," ",""" The School """," ",""" Joystick III- The Search For Yaz """," "," "," ","Check ""This Week"" in PCW for details.","*" ™°ä"The Joke","Told by a person high up in WHSMITH."," "," ","""WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MSX"," AND HERPES?"""," "," ","""HERPES IS RELATIVELY EASY TO GET"," RID OF!""","*" špä"THE CONVERSATION","EPISODE 2"," ","""Nice title screen."""," ","""Yes, took me a while, that one."""," ","""Tell me, what is the actual point of this"," adventure?"""," ","""Well, you've got to search all over the"," place for this Holy Joystick. The game"," is set mostly in London but does stretch"," to places like the USSR and Liverpool."""," ","""I see.""","*" ›×ä"""Holidays Abroad?""","3 WEEKS IN MAJORCA `2627272","21 glorious days of subjecting your","skin to the horrors of ultra-violet","radiation on the red hot sands."," ","THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN BERMUDA `9943","Nobody has ever complained about","their one-way ticket to the famous","Bermuda Triangle. Not one single person","has returned so it must be good!"," ","3 NIGHTS IN BOGNOR `4.37","Our economy vacation is going to be","in great demand this year. Book NOW!","*" œQä"""Holidays"" contd.","See DELTA 4 Sunnyhols before you make","any rash decisions."," ","All our prices include postage and","travel in a luxury size Jiffy bag","to the holiday of your choice."," "," "," ","GUARANTEE","We'll send you a free copy of Galaxias","if you book with us so, even if we","go bust, you won't have lost out!","*" Dä"SCEPTICAL","THIS PROGRAM WAS ORIGINALLY MUCH","BIGGER AND BETTER BUT MUCH OF THE","MATERIAL HAS HAD TO BE DELETED ON","LEGAL GROUNDS.","I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT IT IS","OUT OF MY HANDS."," ","ALL I CAN SUGGEST IS THAT YOU CALL","ME UP ON 04893-5800 AND THEN WE","CAN DISCUSS WHAT WE LIKE!"," "," Fergus McNeill","*"  Mä"DELETED","PAGES 158 TO 160 HAVE HAD TO BE","DELETED ON LEGAL GROUNDS.","*" Ąä"THE CONVERSATION","EPISODE 3"," ","""Oh, is that it loaded?"""," ","""Yes, press a key to begin."""," ","""Shouldn't you tell people that? Some"," might not know."""," ","""If they can't work that out, then they"," shouldn't be playing adventure games!"""," ","""I suppose so.""","*" Ž+ä"EMPTY","PAGES 162 TO 174 ARE EMPTY.","*" ¯+ä"THE CONVERSATION","EPISODE 4"," ","""What's wrong with it? You don't look"," very thrilled."""," ","""For one thing, I don't like this"," terrible 'Ampdaughter' bit."""," ","""Oh that was Judith's idea."""," ","""Judith?"""," ","""You'll meet her later in the game. She's"," my girlfriend.""","*" ĩ2ä"BORING!","PAGES 176 TO 181 ARE ALSO EMPTY!","*" ļ*ä"THE CONVERSATION","EPISODE 5"," ","Is that the only thing you don't like?"""," ","""Don't get me wrong. It's not your game."," I just hate adventure games. Never play"," the things."," "," ","LATER, AT THE TUBE STATION . . ."," ","""Jerk!""","""Doesn't deserve his job!""","""I'd have it!""","*" ē]ä"REMOVED","PAGES 183 TO 186 HAVE HAD TO BE REMOVED","AS THEY COULD NOT REMAIN LEGALLY.","*" ģ6ä"APPENDIX 87","TROLLS ARE NOT OVER-INTELLIGENT.","*" ŧŠä"""COFFEE A LA FERGUS""","INGREDIENTS:","NESCAFE INSTANT COFFEE","COFFEE MATE POWDER","SUGAR LUMPS","MARSHMALLOWS (NOT THE PINK ONES)"," ","METHOD:","PLACE 2 TEASPOONFULLS OF COFFEE IN CUP.","ADD 5 HEAPED TEASPOONFULLS OF COFFEE MATE.","ADD 5 LUMPS OF SUGAR AND STIR WELL.","ADD BOILING WATER.","WHISK UNTIL MIXTURE FORMS SOFT PEAKS.","GARNISH WITH MARSHMALLOW.","ALLOW MARSHMALLOW TO MELT.","SIT BACK, SIP, AND ENJOY!","*" Ŋwä"MAGAZINES","WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE REVIEWS?"," ","THEY WILL APPEAR IN A LATER EDITION","OF SCEPTICAL.","*" ž•ä"PROGRAMMING","IN TODAYS LESSON WE WILL LOOK AT TWO","SECURITY POKES.","POKE 23659,0 REDUCES THE SIZE OF THE","BOTTOM SCREEN AREA TO NOTHING. SO, WHEN","THE COMPUTER TRIES TO PRINT A REPORT","MESSAGE, IT CRASHES (AS YOU CAN SEE IF","YOU PRESS BREAK DURING PRINTING).","POKE 23613,0 HAS THE EFFECT OF DOING A","COMPLETE SYSTEM RESET IF AN ERROR","IS FOUND (SO DON'T INPUT ANYTHING","EXCEPT NUMBERS).","*" Æ+ä"EMPTY","PAGES 191 TO 198 ARE EMPTY.","*" ĮEä"The next page....","IS THE LAST IN THIS EDITION OF SCEPTICAL!","*" ČÚä"FERGUS McNEILL","WISHES TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS NOT THE","END. SCEPTICAL II WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON","SO LOOK OUT!"," ","UNTIL THEN, GOODBYE."," "," FM."," "," ","Copyright  1985 DELTA 4 Software","*" #(Ąô23299[,175¯+ž23297[-8*L:ëN=1ĖąT$:ô23298[,6*C:ņC=C+1*ž23296[:ô23300[,¯T$(N)-32 :ųĀ(Ā"A"-107k):ķN #2ū '.ô23659k\,2:û:ô23659k\,0:ū ‰