\!\>?V.\88D:\:0V+#B|~|>xB>|<>B+B<~B><~@+x<B>x~<<<|<>B>||~B<>><B"DBBBB@B@bB@BDBBBb'bBBB@bB@@ Bb@@BDBDbBBDBBD@BD@BBBBBB@B@@DBBBBBBbDBB@BHDBBDBBHBBBB@BHbB@b"(BBBB|~|RB|BBBB@R'RBB@|R@|@ BR||BBB(R@~(BBB|@B|B@BBBB@B<|(BBBBB@R(|B|Bp(BBBB@p|B|B|BpR@<R"BB~|@B@J|@|BB|NJ'>JBB@@JN@@ >>BJ@@|B~JNBBBB@@B@BNBBBB@B@BB|B|NJ>B|@~HBBBB@HBBB|@~HJNJ"BBBD@B@FD@@D$DBF'FB$B@FB@@ BF@@DDBFBBBBD@BD@BBBBBB@BB@BBD$DBFBD@BDBBDBBDBBBD@BDFBBF"<<BB~B~>BB~@>x>B<>B'B<><~B><~~ xBB>x~<<<<<<~<<~<B<>B>|B~BB<<x<B<>><BP<~<<<<Bx<@<<|~B<|~O<B~|@<<<<||<|D<B~|><<Bx<<~<<|~$BB~NBB~Bx><B~@~<<<B<B<<|$BIBB>BB@BB~JBB2~>~B@~B@>@@@|>|NB:@>ZBBBZBFBZ3BBB@BD@@@@DDBB:@>$B>" $"" %"" & 200 *"AHEAD IS THE PLOUGHMAN." ,"TO THE LEFT IS A CARPARK." ."TO THE RIGHT IS A SUBWAY." 2''1;"WHICH WAY NOW?" <'1'"A-AHEAD"'"L-LEFT"'"R-RIGHT" FK$ PK$="A"110n ZK$="l"1400x dK$="r"390 n x!"you are outside the ploughman" z"LEFT TO THE LOUNGE" {"RIGHT TO THE PUBLIC BAR" |''1;"WHICH WAY NOW" }1;'"L-LEFT"'"R-RIGHT" ~k$ k$="l"190 k$="r"319?  #"you are in the ploughman lounge" "" 200 #"AHEAD IS YOUR MATE PERVERT PETE" #"LEFT IS THE KEY(FRUIT MACHINE.)" ""RIGHT IS A DOOR LEADING TO BAR" ''1;"WHICH WAY NOW" )''1'"A-AHEAD"'"L-LEFT"'"R-RIGHT" k$ k$="a"600X k$="l"350^ "k$="r"315; ? @"you are in the public bar" A 200 C"" D!"AHEAD IS A DOOR TO THE LOUNGE" E#"LEFT IS YOUR MATE MEATGOOD MIKE" F#"RIGHT IS HOT POT(FRUIT MACHINE)" G''1;"WHICH WAY NOW" H'1'"A-AHEAD"'"L-LEFT"'"R-RIGHT" Ik$ Jk$="a"190 Lk$="l"500 ^ h""YOU ARE FIGHTING ON THE FRUITY" m 250 r" time passes." | 200 !"YOU ARE `5 DOWN AND FIGHT ON!"  200 " time passes." !"YOU HAVE LOST ALL YOUR MONEY."  410  "you are in the subway" ""  200 Q"YOU HAVE BEEN MUGGED BY A VICIOUS MOB OF THEIVES AND YOUR `10 HAS BEEN STOLEN"  200 "" 3"YOU WILL NOT ATTAIN SEX IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY"  400 ;"GO HOME NIGEL AND SHAG YOUR RIGHT HAND**WANKER***"  400  "" ""  +1''"DO YOU WISH TO TRY AGAIN(y/n)" k$ k$="y"10 k$="n"450 0"SHITHOUSES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER ATTAIN SEX"  300, ""  1''"FUCK OFF ARSE HOLE"  1000  10  400 "you are sitting with mike"  200 :"MIKE BRINGS TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT YOU OWE HIM `10"  200 "" " YOU GIVE HIM `10"  388 X ]""you are sitting with perv pete" b"" l 300, v"" PETE SUGGESTS THE FOLLOWING.." { 200 "THE COUNTRY CLUB"  150 #"JOINING TWO GIRLS IN THE CORNER"  150 "GOING TO A PARTY!" !''1;"WHERE SHOULD I GO?" A''1;"A-COUNTRY CLUB"'"B-GIRLS IN CORNER"'"C-GO TO PARTY" k$ k$="a"800  k$="b"750 k$="c"1200 ""  "you and pete join girls" "YOU BUY A ROUND" "" "PETE BUYS A ROUND" " and so on ."  "PLOUGHMAN CLOSES ."  300, " AND SO DOES YOUR WALLET "  150 " EMPTY!"  150  $"you are in the ploughman carpark" '1;"WITH THE GIRL"  200 "" "AHEAD IS HER HOUSE" "LEFT IS ST BRIDGIDS FIELD" "RIGHT IS A SUBWAY"  300,  !"the field looks tempting." %!''1;"WHERE SHOULD I GO?" *)'1;'"A-AHEAD"'"L-LEFT"'"R-RIGHT" /k$ 4k$="a"850R 9k$="l"900 >k$="r"1030 R W""you are both outside her house" \ 250 a"" fC"SHE KISSES YOU GOOD NIGHT THEN THE DOOR CLOSES IN YOUR FACE"  "you are on st bridgids field"  250 "" -"YOU ARE ALONE WITH HER ON THE FIELD"  200 "" F"YOU ARE ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR DUCK FOR YOU THIS IS A BIG OCCASION"  200 "" #"HER SKIRT RISES TO THE OCCASION"  200 "" "YOUR TWO INCH WIDGER!DOESNT"  200 '1;"YOUR A FLOP"  100d "" <"YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE SEX WITH BREWERS DROOP!" #"*" #"* END OF GAME *" #"*"  500  424   "you are both in the subway"  200 3"AFTER ALL THOSE PINTS YOU FEEL LIKE A PISS"  200 "SHOULD I GO?(y/n)" $k$ .k$="y"1090B 3k$="n"1100L B 200 C\"YOU ARE HAVING A PISS AND ARE ARRESTED BY A POLICEMAN FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE" ED"YOU WONT ATTAIN SEX IN HUYTON NICK BUT YOU WILL GET FUCKED!" F 1000 L 200 Q "YOU HAVE PISSED YOUR KEKS" R" FUCK OFF!" S 1000  "you are on waterpark drive"  200 "" "YOU ARE WAITING FOR A TAXI"  200  " " " time passes."  300, "" !"A TAXI ARRIVES AND YOU GET IN"  300, "" 1"YOU ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE IN KIRKBY"  p"YOU KNOCK AT THE DOOR AND ARE CONFRONTED BY AN ANGRY DOCKER TYPE FIGURE WHO KNOCKS FUCK OUT OF YOU BOTH"  300, ;"YOU WILL NOT ATTAIN SEX IN WALTON HOSPITAL"  500  1000 x }"you are in a car park" "AHEAD IS A BUS STOP" #"LEFT A GIRL CHANGING BY WINDOW" ""RIGHT IS YOUR MATE MICK MARZER" ''1;"WHICH WAY NOW?" )'1;'"A-AHEAD"'"L-LEFT"'"R-RIGHT" K$ K$="a"1600@ K$="l"1500 K$="r"2000  "you watch."  200 $"THE SKIRT DROPS!THE BLOUSE DROPS"  300, "" 9"THE BRA IS REMOVED TO REVEAL A PAIR OF BEAUTS!!!"  200 "" E"YOU FEEL YOU BLOOD PRESURE RISING ALONG WITH YOUR KNOB#"  300, "" ""SHE PEELS OFF HER SCIMPS TO REVEAL A LOVELY ....AT THIS POINT YOU CAN TAKE NO MORE AND RUN HOME FOR A WANK!" ' 1000 @ E"you are at a bus stop" J 200 O"" T"THREE BUSES STOP HERE" Y 200 ^"" c""THE 11 GOES TO HUYTON VILL" d"" h!"THE 13 GOES TO GREEN LANE" i"" m "THE 12 GOES TO PIER HEAD" n"" r!''1;"WHICH ONE DO I GET" |k$ k$="11"1700 k$="13"1750 k$="12"2000  "you are in huyton village"  200 ""  "Do you want to go back?(y/n)" k$ k$="n"1740 k$="y"1600@ I"YOU HAVE BEEN BEATEN UP BY THE HUYTON BADDIES YOU ARE DEAD!"  1000  " time passes."  &"you get off the bus in LIME ST"  200 "" "TO THE NORTH IS BUNTERS"  "TO THE NORTH E IS MAXIMS" "TO THE EAST IS JODIES" '"TO THE SOUTH E IS EARL ST JOHNS" !"TO THE SOUTH IS THE STATE" #"TO THE SOUTH W IS THE ODEON"  "TO THE WEST IS LAS VEGAS" &"TO THE NORTH W IS THE BUS STOP"  &'1;"WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?" k$ *k$="n"3100 4k$="ne"3200 9k$="e"3400H >k$="se"3500 Hk$="s"3600 Rk$="sw"3700t Wk$="w"360h \k$="nw"3800  !"you are in bunters." &"" + 200 0,"A GANG OF NIGGERS ARE STARING AT YOU." 5 ''1;"WHAT SHOULD I DO?" :'1;"S-STAY"'"G-GO" ?K$ DK$="s"3150N IK$="g"2003 N4"THE NIGGERS WALK OVER AND KICK YOUR HEAD IN!" Q 300, S 1300 U 300, X 1000  "you are in maxims." 200 "" ."LOTS OF GIRLS ARE DANCING ON THE FLOOR." ''1;"WHAT SHOULD I DO?" '1;"S-STAY"'"G-GO" K$ K$="s"3350 K$="g"2003 "YOU GO THE BAR FOR A PINT."  200 "" "YOU WAIT FOR YOUR CHANGE."  250 "" %" time pases." ' 250 ("" *<"IT HAS BECOME APPARANT YOUR CHANGE IS NOT COMING!" 4 388 H M"you are in jodys." R 250 W"" \ "A GANG OF QUEERS WAVE AT YOU" a ''1;"WHAT SHOULD I DO?" f'1;"S-STAY"'"G-GO" kK$ pK$="s"3450z uK$="g"2003 z "YOU GO FOR A PISS " 300, "" ;"YOU ARE CONFRONTED BY THE QUEERS WHO SCREW YOUR ARSE!" 300, "" -"YOU WILL NOT ATTAIN SEX WITH AIDS!" 1000  "you are in earl st johns." 300, "" "A NICE GIRL WAVES TO YOU" ''1;"WHAT SHOULD I DO" '1;"S-STAY"'"G-GO" K$ K$="g"2003 K$="s"3550  ""you are sitting with theN girl." 250 "" "SHE INVITES YOU TO A PARTY" ''1;"SHOULD I GO?" 6'1;'"G-GO TO PARTY"'"S-STAY IN EARL ST JOHNS" K$ K$="s"4100  K$="g"4200h  -"you were knocked back from the state."  300,  2003 t y"you are in the odeon." ~ 300, "" "THERE ARE 5 SCREENS." "" "1.ROCKY IV" ""  200 "2.A LETTER TO BREZHENEV"  200 "" "3.THE BLACK EMMANUEL"  200 "" "4.DEATH WISH(3)"  200 "" "5.PORKYS REVENGE!" ''1;"WHICH SCREEN?" '1;"6.TO LIME STREET" k$ k$="1"41506 k$="2"5000 k$="3"4175O k$="4"41506 k$="5"4175O k$="6"2003  "you stay in earl st johns."  200 "" +"YOU HAVE A FIGHT AND ARE THROWN OUT!" " 300, ' , 2003 6 9""YOU WATCH THE FILM THEN GO OUT" < 200 > 3705y O Q"YOU ARE WATCHING THE FILM" S 200 T"" VB"MANY PAIRS OF BARE TITS ARE BOUNCING AROUND THE SCREEN" X 200 Z"" \#"YOU START PLAYING WITH YOURSELF" ]"" ^ 200 _k"AS YOU ARE HAVING A WANK THE LIGHTS COME ON! AND YOU COME ON THE GENTLEMAN IN FRONT OF YOU." a 300, b"" cR"YOU WILL NOT ATTAIN SEX WITH YOU IN THE ODEON AND YOUR COCK IN LONDON ROAD!" d 300, e+'1;"YOU HAVENT GOT WHAT IT TAKES!" f 1000 h m""you are outside earl st johns." r 300, w |"you and the girl go outside"  200 "" "HER NAME IS SUZIE" ."SHE INVITES YOU TO A PARTY IN SEAFORTH" ''1;"SHOULD I GO?" '1;'"Y-YES"'"N-NO" k$ k$="y"4280 k$="n"2003  6"you are in suzies car on your way to seaforth."  200 "" A"SUZIE SAYS YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET YOUR HOLE IN THE PARTY!"  300, "" _"SUZIE GETS RANDY AND WHIPS OUT YOUR COCK.SHE IS DRIVING AND WANKING AT THE SAME TIME!"  300, "" b"IT IS AT THIS POINT THAT THE CAR GOES OUT OF CONTROL AND ENDS UP IN THE RIVER MERSEY"  500 W"YOU ESCAPE.SUZIE IS DEAD!"'"YOU SWIM TO THE BANK AND CLIMB OUT AT THE PIER HEAD"  300, "" Q"YOU CLIMB ASHORE AND ARE MUGGED BY A GANG OF TRAMPS! WHO STEAL YOUR CLOTHES"  300, "" C"THEN A POLICEMAN APPEARS AND ARRESTS YOU FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE."  300, !"" &2"YOU WILL NOT ATTAIN SEX IN CHEAPSIDE NICK" + 500 - 1000  "you are in odeon two.it is nearly full.an usherette shows you to a vacant seat,a nice young lady in the seat next to you smiles as you sit down"  400 "" E"AFTER FIVE MINUTES YOU DISCOVER THE FILM IS ABSOLUTLEY SHIT"  200 "" 8"THE GIRL NEXT TO YOU LOOKS EQUALLY PISSED OFF" $"YOU CAN DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING-" "" "A-LEAVE THE CINEMA" "B-TALK TO THE GIRL" "C-WATCH THE FILM"  '1;'"WHAT SHOULD I DO?" k$ k$="a"3705y k$="b"4215w k$="c"5100  i"YOU FALL ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING THE FILM AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP IT IS 4am FAR TO LATE TO ATTAIN SEX"  400  1000 p27 "" I\|8|8: P P 8M\!\\;JU!:!T_ v>>BB<DHpHDB@~BfZBBBBbRJFB