PgN?\g6D:\68&D1,1 "Q"+4,010> "Q"+5,0011100 "Q"+6,0001000 "Q"+7,0 "R"+0, 0 "S"+0, 0 i = 07  "P"+i,(("Q" + i)) * 2 +i < 7"R"+i+1,(("P" + i)) +i < 7"S"+i+1,(("Q" + i)) i numdescs needed by 8000 numdescs = 0  **** init once per game  0  0  0  7000X debug > 0"" $ 8000@ . 8100 **** get ready "" incompat4 incompat" "; " Press any key to start."; ""1250 = ""1260 w x **** play  85004! ry,rx;7;0;"#"; e = 1999 e = e - 1 (for ever...)  ox = rx  oy = ry  (inkey) k$ = j =31 !k$ = ""j = 01510  k$ = "Q" Bk$ = "5"j = 2j = 6j = 10 rx = rx - 1 Ak$ = "6"j = 4j = 5j = 6ry = ry + 1 Bk$ = "7"j = 8j = 9 j = 10 ry = ry - 1 Ak$ = "8"j = 1j = 5j = 9 rx = rx + 1 ""rx < 0rxscrwiderx = ox ,,ry < scroffyryscrhigh + scroffyry = oy 6rx = oxry = oye @(touch anything?) J n = 0 Ti = 1numitems ^x(i) = rxy(i) = ryn = i hi  (now what?) n > 1rx = ox n > 1ry = oy n > 18600! n = 0oy,ox;" "; ,n = 0ry,rx;7;0;"#"; n = 1e = 999 e  9000(#  1000 o p4---> LINES 6000-6999 NOT USED, TODO: REFACTOR <--- q=**** http://www.robotfindskiten.org/aw.cgi?main=thought.rfk z 6080 {"" Day and night I feverishly" |"worked upon the machine," }$"creating both a soul which could" ~$"desire its goal, and a body with" #"which it could realize it. Many" $"who saw my creation called it an" $"abomination, and denied me grant" "money. But they could not" ""dissuade me from my impossible" "task. It was a spectre that" ""tormented me always, a ghost I" ""had to give a form and a life," "lest it consume me from the"  "inside." nl = 5  6090 1set nl here for the next call as no space later nl = 1  6080  " And when at last my task" ""was done, when the grey box on" $"wheels was complete and when it," ""as well as I, knew what had to" !"be done, I felt deep sympathy" ""for the machine. For I had not" "destroyed the phantom, but" ""merely exorcized it to another"  "body. The robot knew not why" ""this task had to be performed," !"for I could not imbue it with" "knowledge I did not myself" $"possess. And at the same time, I" #"felt a sweeping sense of relief" #"sweep over me, that somehow the" #"dream that had driven me for my" !"entire life had come one step" "closer to fruition."  6090  6080 "" As I vocally activated the" !"robot, I realized that it was" ""following my instructions, but" !"not out of any desire to obey" !"me. Had I remained silent, it" "would have performedexactly"  "the same operations. We were"  "two beings controlled by the" $"same force now. And yet, seeking" #"vainly to hold some illusion of" "control over the machine I" $"thought I had created, I gave my" "final command."  GO SUB 6090 ""  GO SUB 6080 "" 'GO!' I told the box as it" $"began to roll out of my workshop" ""into the frozen desert beyond." "'FIND KITTEN!'"    47;1; "robotfindskitten v160.";v$ ""   t = 1nl "" t nl = 0 "Press any key..."  0  W X**** instructions b 8200 lnote: 8200 set ink 6or7  1 #"By the illustrious rjt (c) 2003" ""( http://www.thepoacher.net/ )" ""Original by Leonard Richardson"  7 ""  incompat = 0" "; %"In this game, you are robot" *<"(";0;"#";1;"). Your job is to find kitten." /incompat"" 4"This task is complicated by" >#"the existence of various things" H$"which are not kitten. Robot must" R$"touch items to determine if they" \$"are kitten or not. The game ends" f"when robotfindskitten." kincompat"" "Alternatively, you may end" #"the game at any time by hitting" $"the Q key. See the documentation" +incompat"(or www.robotfindskitten.org)" "for more details."  ? @**** load nki Anumdescs > 0 J (count nki) K$debug > 0"counting nki..." L Mnumdescs = -1 Nlendescs = 0 Ot$ Pnumdescs = numdescs + 1 Qt$ > lendescslendescs =t$ Rt$""8015O S:debug > 0"found ";numdescs;" nki, len";lendescs T (read nki) U#debug > 0"reading nki..." V Wd$(numdescs, lendescs) Xi = 1numdescs Yd$(i) Zi [debug > 0"..done" \  **** generate board (dim kitten and items) v=char  v(numitems) w=ink (<0 is bright)  w(numitems)  x,y=coords  x(numitems)  y(numitems) z=desc (0 is kitten)  z(numitems)  (put robot) %debug > 0"putting robot..." rx =(* scrwide) ry =(* scrhigh) + scroffy #debug > 0"rx";rx;" ry";ry (put kitten and items) 0debug > 0"putting kitten and items..." i = 1numitems #v(i) =(* 96 `) + 32  w(i) =(* 7 ) + 1 < 0.5w(i) = -w(i) x(i) =(* scrwide )  y(i) =(* scrhigh ) + scroffy !z(i) =(* numdescs ) + 1 i = 1z(i) = 0 Gdebug > 0i;": v";v(i);" w";w(i);" x";x(i);" y";y(i);" z";z(i) (t0 iff invalid/dup)  t = 0 (v(i) ="#"v(i) =" "t = t - 1 0w(i) = 0w(i) = 7t = t - 2 &x(i) = rxy(i) = ryt = t - 4 j = 1i - 1 (doesn't loop if i < 2)  x(i) = x(j)y(i) = y(j)t = j z(i) = z(j)t = j j -debug > 0t0"dup/invalid ";t t0i = i - 1 i debug > 0"...done"   **** print banner   7 &incompat6 0;0,0;1;"robotfindskitten v160.";v$ : k l**** print instructions  **** print background !3 !4**** show board !> 8200 !HHr$""scroffy > 0scroffy-1,0;7;1;r$ !Ri = 1numitems !\ 0 !fw(i) < 01 !py(i),x(i);ٽw(i);v(i); !zi ! ! !**** show nki z(n) !c1,0;s$;2,0;s$;3,0;s$;4,0;7;1;r$ !=z(n) > 01,0;7;1;d$(z(n)) ! #' #(**** show anim #2 8600! # #i = 14 # 0 #$2,31-i;7;"# "; #w(n) < 01 #'2,21+i;ٽw(n);" ";v(n); #j = 120 #j #i # 1 # #01,0;7; "You found kitten!" #02,0;7; "Way to go, robot!" $S $T31,26;2;162;162; $^i = 120 $h""i = i - 1 $rj = 110 $|j $cincompat1,26;2;( 159 +(* 4 ));( 159 +(* 4 )); $i $ $ 7 $incompat4 $&1,0;" " $&2,0;"Play again? (Y/n)" % %k$ = %&-k$ = "Y"k$ = "y"k$ = " "ůk$ = 13 %0 k$"" %:j = 110 %Dj %Ncincompat1,26;2;( 159 +(* 4 ));( 159 +(* 4 )); %X 9500% ' V01zxebuncompaumitem crwid crhigcroffR _S umdescendescPTĕ.P'I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!' sez Mr. T. That's just an old tin can.5 It's an altar to the horse god.1 A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing! It's an old Duke Ellington record.. A box of fumigation pellets.4 A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM.) That's just a charred human corpse.- I don't know what this is, but it's not a kitten. An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?( Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy.' A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.* Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).& A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.4 A lone, forgotten comma sits here sobbing.& ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!) It's Richard Nixon's nose!6 It's Lucy Ricardo. 'Aaah, Ricky!' she says.% You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act.& Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.% It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway? It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile. Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him. It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.# Your State Farm Insurance(tm) represenative!$ It's the local draft board.5 Seven 1/4in. screws and a piece of plastic.% An 80286 machine.? One of those stupid 'Homes of the Stars' maps." A signpost saying 'TO KITTEN'. It points in no particular direction. A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole. A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator." It's a dark amphorous(sic) blob of matter.& Just a pincushion.> It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity. 'Dear Robot, You have been personally selected to recieve this Visa card...' It's just an object.< A mere collection of pixels.4 A badly-dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here. A marijuana brownie.< A plush Chewbacca.> Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia.& Just some stuff.@ Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten? A glorious fan of peacock feathers.- It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant. A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus! It's the proverbial wet blanket.0 A 'Get Out Of Jail Fre' card.3 An incredibly expensive 'Mad About You' collector plate. Paul Moyer's necktie.; A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one! An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you. An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.% It's a black hole. Don't fall in!/ Just a big brick wall.: You found kitten! No, just kidding.- Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.) A smoking branding iron, shaped like a 24-pin connector. It's a Java applet.= An abandoned used-car lot.6 A shameless plug for http://www.thepoacher.net/! A can of Spam Lite.= This is another fine mess you've got us into, Stanley. It's scenery for 'Waiting for Godot'.+ A grain elevator towers high above you.) A Mentos wrapper.? It's the constellation Pisces.2 It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!0 This kind of looks like a kitten, but it's not.! It's a banana! Oh, joy!9 A helicopter has crashed here.2 Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear. A patch of mushrooms grows here.0 A patch of grape jelly grows here.. A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom! A geyser sprays water high into the air.( A toenail? What good is a toenail?. You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game. A Buttertonsils bar.< One of the few remaining discos.0 Ah, the uniform of a Revolution-era minuteman." A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices. It's nothing but a G-thang, baby./ IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!5 This was no boating acident!4 Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ! A livery stable! Get your livery!/ It's a perpetual immobility machine., 'On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.'! There's nothing here; it's just an illusion.$ The World's Biggest Motzah Ball!0 A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know. This appears to be a large stack of trashy romance novels. Look out! Exclamation points!3 A herd of wil coffee mugs slumbers here.( It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?+ It' the horizon. Now THAT'S weir./ A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck in the floor here. A large snake bars your way.4 A pai^ r of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here. It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green? It's TV's lovable wisecrcking Crow. 'Bite me!' he says. Hey, look, it's wat. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again. It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten. A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing! 'Sure hope we get some rain soon,' says Farmer Joe. 'How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?' asks Farmer Al.'Topsoil's all gone, ma,' weeps Lil' Greg.& This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods. A team of arctic explorers is camped here.& This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie. This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.# A trash compactor, compacting away.- This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes! It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.( This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself. This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D. A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon. It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!4 It's creepy and it's cooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky. This is an anagram.= This object is like an analogy.1 It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere. The object pushes back at you.2 A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently terrorized. 'There is no kitten!' cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy. This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now. The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica. Look, it's Fanny the Irishman!2 What in blazes is this?9 It's the instruction manual for a previos version of this game. A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning. Tea and/or crumpets.< This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it. It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum. This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth. It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.! Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.8 A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.$ Plenty of nothing.> Look at that, it's the Crudmobile.. Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemon., Two crepes, two crepes in a box.0 An autographed copy of 'Primary Colors' by Anonymous. Another rabbit? That's three today!- It's a segmentation falt. Core dumped by the way. A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null. That's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!! ? =g~)5J/Kh0uv? ?   ?  ? ~dcm( t  _beta2 sb#C #C `M`MMѓ32б3ɂ3-gx>>BB<DHpHDB@~BfZBBBBbRJFBl|86>B< 1   <<|@ <<<<@@@ < @|@%>@ $    #8 88x8(888xD(@FF(|DBD8@8D888D88BFFB@88xDDD8@8x88@8x88B<x8 D@88x8B@888x"x8@8<8h8D8D888 88~D8D8 888x(888x! D<<>|D| D<8 8x 888x $  ~<<<D @ ((( D<@8<D< D< < 88D< <~<8D< <B8D< D D8x* rework & enable 6000 ? (if not compat) @* tracer dots on intro? A (if not compat) B* check corners work! C* instructions? naah ;) D* host with java front E* check rights on descs F d nuThese NKIs from the original(-ish) at http://www.robotfindskitten.org/download/DOS (c) Leonard Richardson 1997-1999 p<"'I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!' sez Mr. T." r"That's just an old tin can." t#"It's an altar to the horse god." v?"A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!" x&"It's an old Duke Ellington record." z "A box of fumigation pellets." |+"A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM." ~'"That's just a charred human corpse." 5"I don't know what this is, but it's not a kitten." ,"An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?" -"Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy." *"A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd." ."Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm)." "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie." ."A lone, forgotten comma sits here sobbing." +"ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!" "It's Richard Nixon's nose!" /"It's Lucy Ricardo. 'Aaah, Ricky!' she says." ."You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act." /"Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra." >"It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?" P"It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile." :"Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him." 1"It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle." 0"Your State Farm Insurance(tm) represenative!" "It's the local draft board." /"Seven 1/4in. screws and a piece of plastic." "An 80286 machine." 2"One of those stupid 'Homes of the Stars' maps." H"A signpost saying 'TO KITTEN'. It points in no particular direction." ="A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole." 2"A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator." ."It's a dark amphorous(sic) blob of matter." "Just a pincushion." @"It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity." P"'Dear Robot, You have been personally selected to recieve this Visa card...'" "It's just an object." "A mere collection of pixels." 9"A badly-dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here." "A marijuana brownie." "A plush Chewbacca." ."Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia." "Just some stuff." @"Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?" '"A glorious fan of peacock feathers." 8"It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant." J"A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!" $"It's the proverbial wet blanket." !"A 'Get Out Of Jail Fre' card." <"An incredibly expensive 'Mad About You' collector plate." "Paul Moyer's necktie." <"A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!" >"An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you." /"An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you." %"It's a black hole. Don't fall in!" "Just a big brick wall." '"You found kitten! No, just kidding." +"Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts." <"A smoking branding iron, shaped like a 24-pin connector." "It's a Java applet." "An abandoned used-car lot." 3"A shameless plug for http://www.thepoacher.net/" "A can of Spam Lite." :"This is another fine mess you've got us into, Stanley." )"It's scenery for 'Waiting for Godot'." +"A grain elevator towers high above you." "A Mentos wrapper." ""It's the constellation Pisces." $"It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!" 3"This kind of looks like a kitten, but it's not." "It's a banana! Oh, joy!" ""A helicopter has crashed here." G"Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear." $"A patch of mushrooms grows here." &"A patch of grape jelly grows here." 5"A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!" ,"A geyser sprays water high into the air."  &"A toenail? What good is a toenail?"  G"You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game." "A Buttertonsils bar." $"One of the few remaining discos." 2"Ah, the uniform of a Revolution-era minuteman." 5"A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices." %"It's nothing but a G-thang, baby." "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!"  "This was no boating acident!" K"Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!" %"A livery stable! Get your livery!"  ("It's a perpetual immobility machine." "3"'On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.'" $0"There's nothing here; it's just an illusion." &$"The World's Biggest Motzah Ball!" (R"A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know." *>"This appears to be a large stack of trashy romance novels." ,!"Look out! Exclamation points!" .,"A herd of wil coffee mugs slumbers here." 0)"It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?" 2%"It' the horizon. Now THAT'S weir." 4A"A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck in the floor here." 6 "A large snake bars your way." 8B"A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here." :F"It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?" <;"It's TV's lovable wisecrcking Crow. 'Bite me!' he says." >O"Hey, look, it's wat. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again." @>"It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten." BG"A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!" D7"'Sure hope we get some rain soon,' says Farmer Joe." FT"'How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?' asks Farmer Al." H."'Topsoil's all gone, ma,' weeps Lil' Greg." JQ"This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods." L."A team of arctic explorers is camped here." N="This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie." P1"This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps." R'"A trash compactor, compacting away." T6"This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!" V,"It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter." XR"This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself." Z4"This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D." \?"A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon." ^ "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!" `O"It's creepy and it's cooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky." b"This is an anagram." d#"This object is like an analogy." fD"It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere." h""The object pushes back at you." jB"A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently terrorized." lR"'There is no kitten!' cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy." n7"This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now." p:"The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica." r""Look, it's Fanny the Irishman!" t"What in blazes is this?" vC"It's the instruction manual for a previos version of this game." x;"A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning." z"Tea and/or crumpets." |="This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it." ~6"It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum." C"This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth." 3"It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire." "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs." 0"A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play." "Plenty of nothing." &"Look at that, it's the Crudmobile." ("Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemon." $"Two crepes, two crepes in a box." 9"An autographed copy of 'Primary Colors' by Anonymous." '"Another rabbit? That's three today!" 5"It's a segmentation falt. Core dumped by the way." A"A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null." 3"That's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!" "" **** init one time only "Q"+0,01101106 "Q"+1,1 "Q"+2,1 "Q"+3