stranded 33323658j\,8 200  x=5  y=5 food=10 # d=0 (life=3 - w=0 2 g=0 < ss=0 A rh=0 C wd=0 Fscore=0 H#"***--- ENTER to continue---***" Kq$ L M 900 Ȩ"********************************* ** INSTRUCTIONS ** *********************************" " You are little lost space man,you are stranded on a desolate planet. To escape all you have to do is find the matter transporter which will send you back to earth. The year is 2020 and I shouldthink that if you are lucky you might get home in a century or three. All that is left is for me towish you the worst possible luckand goodbye. P.S. You have three lifes to begin with.-Bye--."  , 875k -0,0;"You have beaten the adventure I hate people like you you make me sick. but I bet you can't do it again." .score=score+10000' / 0"Your score was ";score 1 450 k"You have eaten so much that you have just burst,ha ha ha serves you right for being so greedy." food=10 s"You have got far too many lives this will just have to stop so I'll just kill you and take awayall your lives."  400 D"You have just run out of food and have therefore starved ha ha"  400  food<10 food=10  875k i0,0;"You are now dead you stupid little space man. It serves you right." life=0" You have no lives left ha ha so you will stay dead for the rest of your life. Your score was ";score  life=0450 /"Do you want to be reincarnated Y/N?" q$ q$="N"475  ^"Wait for a moment while I pass the high voltage electric current through your ears."  300, n=021 3n,0;" " n n=1100d n  0,0;"I bet that brought tears to your eyes, you may now carry on your searchwhere you left off." life=life-1  870f   2"Do you want to start another adventure Y/N?" q$ q$="N"475 "Wait a mo." n=1100d n     "Bye-Bye." n=1100d n  f 875k h 900 k521,0;"***--- ENTER to continue---***" lq$ pn=122 zscroll=3582 n 0,0;  ,"Which direction? N,S,EW." d$ d$="N"x=x-1 d$="S"x=x+1 d$="E"y=y+1 d$="W"y=y-1 (d$"W"d$"E"d$"S"d$"N"905 score=score+100d food30390 food=0397 life6395 food=food-1 x=0x=9 y=0y=9 x=10 x=1 y=10 y=1  ((x*1000)+(y*100d))  800  L"Tread carefully." V  21004 ("It's getting very hot around here"  x 1500 ~"You've entered a scorching hot radioactive desert. Do you:-1)Turn back? 2)Try to cross it?" q$ q$="2"1510 "Good choice."  2"Idiot you have just been fried ha ha -sizzle-"  400 @ 1500  1300 "I dare you go E."  l 7800x 4Y"You have just entered an area where the earths crust is very thin-tread carefully." 5 g=0 6"Oh dear that gold of yours is soheavy that it has caused you to sink through the crust and fall into oblivion -byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" 7 400  3100 "Riches are at hand."  ` 1300 ę"You have found some food. Do you :-1)Eat it? 2)Dig a hole and bury it? 3)Ignore it?" q$ 'q$="1""Yum yum.":FOOD=FOOD+4 q$"2" {"While digging the hole you fall in and die of starvation ha ha you wont try to be funny on thisprogram again will you." 400 ( 1300 :"There's a desert near and a forest far far to S.W."  -"You find a note saying 8 W. 5 S."  T"I dare you to go N." ^ y"You have found a bar of gold. Do you :-1)Eat it? 2)Take it with you? 3)Ignore it?" q$ q$<"1"q$>"3"3101 ((q$*10 )+3100 ) &0"Burp,that didnt do much for yourindigestion." 'food=food+1 ( 0 "Wise." 1 g=1 2 :"Now was that wise???" ; "There's a desert to the N.E."  7800x H}"You have come across some ratherunfriendly radioactive rocks. Do you :-1)Panic? 2)Run like hell?" I-w=19 ;"3)Pour water on them?" Jq$ K$q$<"1"q$<(w+2)3402J L((q$*10 )+3400H ) RA"Oh dear the rocks got you,you have been fried ha ha sizzle." S 400 \<.53410R ]!"You are lucky,you've escaped." ^ f?"Aren't you clever the rocks havedissolved-you make me sick." g w=0 h ("There's a hint of magic in the air."   62008 t"You have on your search come across a very intelligent mushroom...Do you :- 1)Play a game of chess with it? 2)Ask it the way? 3)Eat it? 4)Pick it?" yq$ zq$<"1"q$>"4"3705y ~((q$*10 )+3710~) x"The mushroom beats you and turnsyou to stone for being such a bad player-serves you right for being a Clever Dick."  400 k= k.5"Mushrooms answer :- Go four times south and two times east you may be lucky or a mutants feast." k<.5"Mushrooms answer :- Go two times east and five times north and you'll find the transporter at least I think you oughta"  k= Ik.75@"Hard luck the mushroom is poisonous and your dead." k.75@400 "Tasty was it?" food=food+2  "You've killed it murderer."   7800x "4"4501 ((q$*10 )+4500) "Very wise."  wd=1  a"It didn't like being thrown awayso it has thrown you away in some obscure direction ha ha." x=(*9 )+1 y=(*9 )+1  d"While using it as a toothpick you swallowed it and died ha ha stop trying to be a Clever Dick."  400  "Wise."   5300 \-"Something intelligent lies to the N." f  62008 $ 7800x +"You are getting closer to a forest."  P"Waters near." Z y"You've found a bottle of water. Do you :-1)Drink it? 2)Carry it with you? 3)Ignore it?" q$  q$="3" q$="2"5310 "Slurp guzzle" food=food+2   w=1  9"You see a crashed space ship andfootprints leading S." " |c"You have returned to the Start you idiot,I thought I told you to find the matter transporter."   7800x D 2500 "You have found a fish a smelly red herring to be exactDo you :-1)Eat it? 2)Take it with you? 3)Put your oxygen mask on and run?" q$ q$<"1"q$>"3"5801 ((q$*10 )+5800) "Rather you than me." food=food+1  "Phew what a stink."  rh=1   6800 !"There is a forest just south." 8^"You have just found a bottle of reincarnating oil,so you've justgained another life. Damn." 9life=life+1 : #"You are very close to a forest."  F"You see a line of footprints coming from N, and turning to goE."   d)"You see a skelton in a space suit." n  4800 , 3400H "You have found a spam sandwich. Do you :-1)Eat it? 2)Take it with you? 3)Run away in case it eats you? 4)Ignore it?" q$ q$<"1"q$>"4"6801 ((q$*10 )+6800) "Yuk." food=food+2  ss=ss+1 !"I hope you're happy together."  4"Well done they're vicious these spam sandwiches."  N"You should have ran away cos itsjust turned nasty and has eaten you -Gulp."  400 "You have found the evil video games wizard who is about to turn you into a spam sandwich cos he's hungry. Do you :-1)Cry? 2)Pray? 3)Offer him a spam sandwich?" Bwd=19 ;"4)Use your magic wand on him?" q$ %q$<"1"q$>(wd+3)6902 ((q$*10 )+6900) Z"There is a little puff of green smoke and you're a spam sandwichmunch munch gulp,were."  400 ss=06935  ss=0 G"He's taken your whole supply of spam sandwiches,but has let you go."  X"He was going to take your sandwiches,but you haven't got any aw what a shame."  6920 R"The wizard disappears in a puff of green smoke leaving behind a spam sandwich."  875k  6800 R"You are in a dark damp alien forest-Do you eat the fruit of the trees Y/N?" q$ q$="N"7120 <.45ffff7115  "Yum yum" food=food+1  7120 ""Idiot this fruit is poisonous."  "It's up to you." >.2~L ҄" You clumsy fool you have just stepped on the root of a tree making it very angry,so it has eaten you munch munch gulp ha ha"  400  7100  7800x L 6300  3400H  5300 xQ"You've stumbled across a rather large humanoid-whoops oh dear he's a mutant" ydd=0"and a hungry mutant at that he's just eaten you ha ha --bye bye-gulp slurp." z$d=1"You ran out of spray." {d=1d=0 | d=0d=1400 }G"but luckily you have some mutant dissolving spray and have used it." ~ d=d-1  "You've found the matter transporter,but Darth Vader got here first. He has a little robot dog calledRex who just happens to be hungry,and he'll only eat herrings,red ones.And Darth wontlet you use the tranny while Rexis hungry." rh=07920 /"Do you give Rex a herring Y/N?" q$ q$="N"7910 ]"That's a good boy,Darth has let you use the transporter so youveescaped,-you make me sick"  300, P"Darth hates greedy people and sohe has killed you with his lightsaber ha ha."  400 \"Aw what a shame you haven't got any herrings,so you'll just haveto go and get one ha ha."   7100 m"You have found a can of mutant dissolving spray,you may use it to protect yourself when you seea mutant." d=d+3  l 7100 85004! !40"You can see a forest to the west." !> !"There's food near." ! ! 2500 "`2"A terrible fishy smell fills the air." "j " 5800 $T 7100 $ 8400 %)"You have just met a rather unfriendly and also very hungry meteroite crater who either wants food or gold to buy some with,from the video games wizardafter this adventure. Do you :-1)Run? 2)Offer him gold? 3)Offer him a spam sandwich?" %q$ %q$<"1"q$>"3"9501% %((q$*10 )+9500%) %&""Aw how unfriendly car you get." %' %0g=095255% %10"He's taken all your gold but has let you go." %2 g=0 %3 %5>"Aw you haven't got any gold so he's eaten you bye bye." %6 400 %:ss=09535?% %;4"Your lucky he likes spam... he's let you go." %<ss=ss-1 %= %?["What a shame he prefers tasty little space men like you so he's eaten you-gulp." %@ 400 % 8800`" % 5800 &H8"A friendly time traveller suggests you go N.E." &R & 5100 xyoodifwgcorpcrol!QDS#